Flathead County Police blotter

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland) 08/25/2020 at 17:16 • Filed to: Police Blotter

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3:46 a.m. Someone tried, unsuccessfully, to break a window with a large rock.

11:15 a.m. A man was setting up camp in a bathroom.

3:10 p.m. A group calling itself “Unmasked” was planning a rally at the courthouse.

3:10 p.m. A controversial Snapchat video was taken down.

4:21 p.m. A man lying on the sidewalk was just napping.

6:42 p.m. A woman in Missoula was accused of pretending to be dead.

8:10 p.m A man reported someone was “ !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! ” around in a old white sports car on Farm to Market Road .

8:41 p.m. A driverless vehicle rolled down a hill.

8:49 p.m. An intoxicated man was stumbling.

9 p.m. A dog spent 10 minutes “hanging out” at a gas station.

9:50 p.m. A driver reported being followed after exchanging a wave at a traffic light.

12:41 a.m. A man wanted the guy outside to be quiet so he could sleep.

7:16 a.m. Purses filled with random stuff were found.

7:18 a.m. A woman wanted to know what to do with a shed full of cats.

9:23 a.m. A dog got into some sheep.

9:48 a.m. Mail was stolen in Bigfork.

9:55 a.m. A landlord was concerned because their tenant was acting strange and talking to trees.

9:57 a.m. Two bloodhounds that bark all night long were still barking.

10:33 a.m. Cat bite.

12:50 p.m. A man lost his wallet while getting his taxes done.

1:14 p.m. A caller wanted to know what her rights are when it comes to wearing a mask at the hospital.

1:54 p.m. Two tents were found at a cemetery.

1:59 p.m. An accidental 911 call revealed that a woman was talking about doing “funky things.”

2:18 p.m. A black dog has been rummaging through trash for the last hour.

2:25 p.m. A stray dog was reported to be friendly.

3:07 p.m. A man who was dancing and spinning in the park was counseled about public urination.

4:21 p.m. A dispute over the placement of political signs devolved into accusations of poop throwing.

5:55 p.m. Two dogs were on the loose and their owners didn’t care.

6:14 p.m. A car was driving too slowly.

6:18 p.m. A man was sitting in the grass with a lot of stuff around him.

6:36 p.m. Someone keeps driving past a man’s house and giving his surveillance cameras the finger.

7:07 p.m. A Kalispell homeowner was concerned about the man parked outside “watching the sunset” since it was not yet sunset.

9:08 p.m. Fifty motorcycles and ATVs drove past a house.

9:09 p.m. A woman tried to return a pack of cigarettes.

9:25 p.m. A woman calling from Alaska warned about the Hell’s Angels.

9:34 p.m. A neighbor firing some nighttime arrows said he “wasn’t hurting anybody.”

9:52 p.m. Brian pushed someone.

10:06 p.m. A woman thought she was about to be robbed because she could hear people walking outside.

10:33 p.m. A trooper looking for cows didn’t see any cows.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/25/2020 at 17:20

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I like this one, it was one minute shy of being a chill situation too:

4:21 p.m. A dispute over the placement of political signs devolved into accusations of poop throwing.

The Ghost of Oppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/25/2020 at 17:25

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11:15 a.m. A man was setting up camp in a bathroom.

Hey sometimes you just know you are gonna be there awhile.

Poor_Sh > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/25/2020 at 17:31

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Cat bite. 

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/25/2020 at 17:33

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“8:10 p.m A man reported someone was “ Hot Rodding ” around in a old white sports car on Farm to Market Road.”

hmmmmmm

EDIT: I just realized that is exactly what you linked to.  I just never click those.  You can thank Nibby for that :P

Chariotoflove > The Ghost of Oppo 08/25/2020 at 17:37

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And haven’t we all been there?

Chariotoflove > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/25/2020 at 17:39

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9:23 a.m. A dog got into some sheep.

Trying to breed sheep dogs?, because I don’t think that’s how it works.

PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/25/2020 at 17:43

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There are more complaints (observations?) of animals doing things than I expected.

Longtime Lurker > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/25/2020 at 17:46

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Since when did HA ride on ATVs?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 08/25/2020 at 17:49

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You get extra credit for paying attention in class. 

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Poor_Sh 08/25/2020 at 17:51

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I’d call that in too.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/25/2020 at 18:02

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9:34 p.m. A neighbor firing some nighttime arrows said he “wasn’t hurting anybody.”

“nighttime arrows”

Sure. 

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/25/2020 at 18:03

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Did you do a speeding? That’s only allowed if you are late to the farm or the market. Clearly you were exactly on time for some loafing.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 08/25/2020 at 18:07

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Overall average speed complied with the local posted speed limits. Stops were made to allow slower traffic to pass and get out of my way.

BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/25/2020 at 18:41

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I’m in full support of this thread. 

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/25/2020 at 18:44

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“average speed”

You should be measuring average velocity because that would be 0 mph over the course of a drive.

onlytwowheels > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/25/2020 at 19:04

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A dispute over the placement of political signs devolved into accusations of poop throwing.

Where did they get the poop ???

Nom De Plume > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/25/2020 at 19:57

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3:07 p.m. A man who was dancing and spinning in the park was counseled about public urination.

Urine a lot of trouble Mister.  Live streaming is forbidden in the park.  

ranwhenparked > onlytwowheels 08/25/2020 at 20:57

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Listen, I’ve got IBS, if I had to produce a fistfull of poop in a hurry, I’m pretty confident  I could make it happen.

ranwhenparked > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/25/2020 at 21:00

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“ 8:10 p.m A man reported someone was “ Hot Rodding ” around in a old white sports car on Farm to Market Road”

Probably one of those teen-age delinquents wearing dungarees and blaring that “rock and roll” music. Disgraceful what this generation is coming to, next thing you know, they’ll be hanging around with Negros and smoking reefer cigarettes.

onlytwowheels > ranwhenparked 08/25/2020 at 21:39

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TMI

A Boy and His Longtail > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/25/2020 at 22:15

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I love these so much. I kinda want to visit to see if I can’t find any of this action myself

Dead_Elvis, Inc. > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/26/2020 at 03:05

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10:33 p.m. A trooper looking for cows didn’t see any cows.

Who called in this gem - the trooper, or a disgruntled citizen missing the cows?

I need to meet whoever transcribes these calls.